ihearthowell:
spacellamas:
To Dan Howell and Phil Lester’s parents
OMFG OMFG OMFG HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER KJDGHK.SDGF
(Source: pimphowell)
Sometimes I feel like people in planes can see me down here.
The pilot’s all like “And to your right you can see a girl with an Avengers shirt. Must be one of those fandom blogs haha”
And that’s why I always stick my middle finger out to passing by planes.
loki-assguard:
Just a reminder that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist and he can probably do makeup better than you can.

(Source: samqirl)
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.