Some Person

a-high-functioning-hufflepuff:

colinandhisbowtie:

colsandbradders:

sevend7:

2-21

FUCK

EVERYTHING

Colin: “You’re in love with me, you’re thinking about having sex with me, that scarf says you’re been spending extra money so you can impress me. The lack of a tan line on your wrist says you’ve been artificially tanning but you never did that for any of your past girlfriends and by the shade and tone it would suggest that you started tanning after I said I had an interest in tanned skin.” So that leaves the question, ‘Do you want to have sex now or later?’”

Bradley stands there in awe. “That… was amazing.”

Colin: “You think so?” 

Bradley: “Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary.”

Colin: “That’s not what people normally say.”

Bradley: “What do people normally say?”

Colin: “Piss of…”

Sweet jesus mother of Mycroft. YES!