June 2013
WHO IS DANIEL ???? Obviously you do not follow me. Who are you ?
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
- Dan : uploading my new video is a priority!
- Dan : oh shit I forgot
- Dan: well maybe if I just dissapear
- Dan: for a couple days
- Dan: they won't notice
dom’s face when she’s asks matt about conspiracy theories
“fuck sake we will never leave if you get him started on this”
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
so excited for the gameboy color to finally come out
- House: Everybody lies.
- Supernatural: Everybody dies.
- Doctor Who: Everybody cries.
- Sherlock: Everybody denies.
- Avengers: Loki you little shit.
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
On this day in 1942, Anne Frank received a diary for her 13th birthday.
YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT
I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING
NEW TRACK OFF YEEZUS KANYE WEST FT. MR RESETTI FINALLY THE COLLABORATION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
AFTER JUST TWO WEEKS WITH WII FIT TRAINER, I WENT FROM THIS
TO THIS
NOW MY GUT IS GONE, MY SKIN IS BRIGHT AND HEALTHY, AND KIDNAPPING PRINCESSES IS EASIER THAN EVER. IF I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN TOO.
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